Before you run and ask your dad, you should know a clear bra has nothing to do with nipples. It's a urethane-based film that protects a car's paint from chipping and damage from surprisingly acidic dead bugs. Kind of like a bra, only clear.
This week on /DRIVE CLEAN, Larry addresses the clear bra application process, talking about the technology and installation techniques that make such a bra nearly undetectable to the, ahem, naked eye.
He also clarifies the function, care, and value of a clear bra to the world's clear-bra doubters, many of whom think the acid-bugs thesis is just a hoax invented by the clear-bra lobby. It's not.
You can get Larry's "Clear Bra Installation Tips" PDF at AMMONYC.com