Interpol's most wanted rubber murderer, with access to a 650-hp British sports car and a private race circuit? Oh let him go; he'll come in when he's hungry.

What good is being a auto wonk if you can't behave badly toward a set of tires now and again? After doing a proper review, Chris Harris had some extra time at the Ascari Racing Resort in Spain, so he went out for some sophomoric fun in the McLaren 650S.

Just one lap, Monkey, ok?