An ECU-tuned Audi S4 Avant formerly employed as a dog transporter. A spanking new base-model Porsche Cayman. What can these two cars teach us about driving pleasure? Quite a lot, it turns out.

Recently, Matt Farah showed up at the UK doorstep of Chris Harris. Over something called "pints," the two /DRIVE hosts got into a discussion about the ideal amount of tuning for a daily driver. They also discussed whether they'd rather drive a sleeper Audi that smells like damp Schnauzer but launches out of corners like a scalded tabby, or a Porsche Cayman with less torque than a Ford Focus ST but the driving character of a, well, a Porsche.

The next day, the two set off to tour the Welsh countryside and shoot a buddy comedy about cars. And sheep.